Choice bits:

“Why is aged news better than real news?”
Daily Show: Show me one thing in here that happened today.
News Editor: [Gesturing at the paper] Nothing here happened today. But, I think, there are several things that didn’t happen yesterday.
Daily Show: So it’s even older?
News Editor: It depends on your perspective.

And a newspaper joke:

Daily Show: What’s black and white and red all over?
Bill Keller: Ha ha. A newspaper.
Daily Show: Your balance sheet.